Questions

from iamkoalita

1. Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

In 10 years, I’ll be nearly 30. God, that sounds old. Well, when I’m 30 I’d like to have my own beautiful house with a nice big garden, a bunch of happy rescued dogs running around me and a couple of kids :) Or at least one on the way, I’d like to be a young mummy. I have no idea what I’d be doing for a job, I guess I’ll need some money somehow. Honestly I’d love to set up my own business but nothing too big. Cris and I have talked about maybe running a livery yard, or a cattery/kennels, although that’s very ambitious. All I want is enough money to feed myself and my family, and to still be healthy and happy.

2. Which celebrity (male AND female) do you have a secret crush on?

Male you already know because I made a post about it (which I now can’t find, or else I’d link it). As for female…well, I have a lot. Amber Heard has to be somewhere at the top of the list, and Olivia Wilde too. Oh, and Megan Fox before the plastic surgery. 

3. Most embarrassing moment in your life that you will never forget. 

I don’t remember that many really embarrassing moments, a few that are kind of embarrassing, but not that bad. If I think of one, I’ll post it.

4. What are your views on open relationships? Would you be able to be in one? 

Oh darling, of course you posted this! Open relationships are absolutely fine to me, if it’s between consenting adults I see no problem whatsoever. I honestly have no idea if I’d be able to be in one. I think I could probably be with two people at the same time, but I’m too possessive to allow them to be in the same situation, so it would be a little greedy and unfair. I don’t like sharing my toys :) And especially not you, Koala.

5. If you could go back in time and talk to your 15 year old self, what you say to them?

Stop being so stupid. It’ll all work out eventually. Keep hold of that cute blonde girl you kind of sort of really like and don’t let anybody come between you. Oh, and start riding lessons, so that by the time you’re 20, you’re a pro :)

6. What is your ideal holiday destination, including the kind of things you’d like to do while you’re there?

Alberta! Okay, maybe not ideal, but pretty close. I am really looking forward to the beautiful scenery, lakes, trees, maybe glimpsing a few bears, and just being outdoors. And of course, the horse riding. apart from that, my ideal destination is just somewhere I haven’t been before, with the person I love, exploring.

7. Would you be able to kill another human being in self-defense?

Probably, yes. If they threatened me or a loved one. I don’t know if I’d be physically strong enough to fight somebody off if they suddenly attacked me, although I would try. But if I had enough time to think of a strategy and weigh up the pros and cons, I think I could.

8. List three things that you think make you a bit weird.

- I think of food 24 hours a day. No exaggeration, at least once every hour (even when asleep I’m sure) I’ll be thinking of my next meal, or my previous one if it was really good. Cris hates it when I ask her what she wants for dinner before we’ve even had breakfast, but I just really look forward to preparing nice meals. I could eat all day, if my body could handle it.

- I get bored of things quite quickly. I’ll either be totally obsessed by something and dedicate all my time, energy and funds to it, or completely ignore it. I often go between the two. There aren’t many things that hold my interest for a long time (philosophy included - so boring right now), but food, animals and Cris are three of them.

- My favourite feeling in the world is getting into bed completely clean and naked after a bubble bath when you’ve just changed the sheets. I love it so much - I get in and smell the fresh cotton and just wriggle around stretching out my legs and making ‘mmm’ noises because it’s just. so. good….

Okay, none of them are that weird, but maybe you have to get to know me better to discover the weird things, because I think generally I’m quite normal.

9. Ideally, what kind of animals would you have and how many of each?

Difficult question, because I’m not planning that far ahead. I’ll take in animals as often as I can, as often as they come up, but not beyond my limits.

I know that eventually I want quite a few dogs, maybe 4 or 5 maximum, and only medium/large dogs unless a particularly cute, needy small one popped up. No breed preference and crosses would be fine, but I want a nice little pack to keep me company and to protect me. In the immediate future (the next year or so), I want one puppy for myself to train very well and to be a permanent companion. Preferably male and long-haired, maybe some kind of border collie cross or something spitz-y (I really like Finnish lapphunds). I like the name Remus for a boy, and at the moment, Katniss for a girl, partly because the character is very cool, and partly because I like the thought of a dog named Kat.

Further down the line, I’d love to have a horse, but that’s a distant dream. I would never take on that commitment unless I knew I could look after it properly for the rest of its life, and give it the life it deserves.

I’d also have a few fat barn cats, for good measure. A house isn’t completely without a few cats wandering around.

And I suppose, as many other strays as Cris wants to take in…no doubt we’ll end up with a whole herd of horses, innumerable dogs and cats, and a good handful of rodents and snakes that nobody else wants. Oh, and I’d also like some chickens for eggs and maybe a goat or two for milk.

I think that’s all ;)

10. Are you the kind of person that finds it really hard to throw things away or do you not get attached to material things?

There are a few things I’m very attached to, but most of the time, I have no problem getting rid of it if I don’t need it.

11. Why did you decide to start a Tumblr blog?

Basically because I found so many blogs that I like reading that it was too hard to keep up, so I followed them instead and decided that I might as well start my own, mostly for reblogging.

So that’s it! @fictionalistic, I’m going to answer your questions too later on :)


THE BEST TRAIN CONVERSATION I HAVE EVER OVERHEARD
Man 1: But I'm not Gay!
Man 2: Yeah, but if you WERE. Thor or Loki?
Man 1: but I'm not!
Man 2: IRRELEVANT! THOR OR LOKI!
Man 1: honestly?
Man 2: THOR OR LOKI!
Man 1: probably Iron Man.
Man 2: SERIOUSLY? TONY STARK?
Man 1: yeah. I'd love to be Robet Downey Jr's bitch. God, that man....
Man 2: ooh I know what you mean. how would he proceed?
Man 1: well we'd be having dinner and he'd have his hand on my leg and he'd whisper in my ear and tell me exactly what he was going to do to me.
Man 2: oh yeah..
Man 1: and then his hand'd go further to the top of my leg and start grasping my-
Random Woman: EXCUSE ME THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS TRAIN.
*awkward silence*
Man 2: ...and you said you werent gay!
findinghealth:

This is always how I try to justify eating all the chocolate in the house!

findinghealth:

This is always how I try to justify eating all the chocolate in the house!

(Source: foreveralone-lyguy, via prettyandfit)

horseingabout:

Entirely irrelevant to anything, but someone just put this on Facebook and it’s something I feel very strongly about.

TAKE NOTE PEOPLE.

equusdreams:

I just died like 3209823048248 times. I’d marry the first boy to do this for me….
Omg, why can’t I have this is my life? WHY!

equusdreams:

I just died like 3209823048248 times. I’d marry the first boy to do this for me….

Omg, why can’t I have this is my life? WHY!

(via mykaleidescope-heart)

Want this…

Want this…

(via charmonix)

fictionalistic:

peachdog:

avali:

underlordwynt:

You feel frustrated in your attempts to make your will manifest in a relationship, either personal or public. This frustration can be seen by others as irritability or anxiety and occasionally a tendency to drift into righteous anger. There is a feeling that society or people are holding you back, which can lead to a moral exhaustion and a sense of apathy if allowed to fester. If this continues you will ultimately desire only to be left alone.

 Insecurity is the watchword for you at this moment. There is a strong sense that you have been socially demeaned or ignored recently. Hopes and dreams have been stymied, leading to an ever greater anxiety or unease. You need reassurance and to believe that your problems will someday be overcome, whether or not this is actually the case. Often your anxieties will lead you to become unreasonable or demanding. 

You are extremely particular and demanding, especially in regards to a romantic partner. Although you are quite intelligent, there is an overdeveloped or over appreciated sense of discernment which can block the formation of strong emotional bonds. Similarly, you greatly prize independence, and this obsessive need will further stress the bonds of friendship or romance.

 You are responding negatively to a hostile environment or a situation in which you feel you do not have control. There is a rebellious quality to your day to day responses which have not gone unnoticed. In response, you have attempted to avoid situations in which you will lose your temper or become agitated. In all likelihood, you are failing this attempt and have become irrational and angry in public. A feeling of perpetual resentment may result, in which case you will become isolated and unlikeable.

There is a conflict in you caused by your inability to connect emotionally with others. The emotional commitment seems to bring with it a raft of limiting factors or else they are perceived to require you to give up some of what you feel is integral your own sense of self. Consequently, intimacy will leave you feeling over-exposed. This is why you avoid it.

You feel unsatisfied with your professional or romantic relationships. There is a sense that others do not have the same high standards, or that circumstances have put you into a position in which your true value is not appreciated. You want to be loved and admired for talent and skill, and if you do not feel either one, anxiety and frustration will lead to a sense of nervousness. You will often feel that emotional release is weakness and this will be frustrating to the success of your sexual relationships. Often you will confuse restraint with strength.

You are expecting too much from the world and this lack is expressing itself in frustration and dismay. Often there will be a distinct problem with a loved one caused by unrealistic expectations of perfection. If this is the case, then there may be sexual problems caused by this lack of understanding or empathy.

 Stress and difficulty are building up in you at the moment and they are wearing down your considerable reserves of strength. The current situation feels insurmountable and so you are close to changing course and avoiding the situation all together, which is not typical behavior. You desire a trusting and peaceful relationship and are not finding it. 

(… the bright, flashing colors and the vaguely creepy instructions were a bit trippy. o_o)

You do have the ability to make emotional and physical connections to those around you and to receive pleasure from romantic attachments, however there is a distinct sense of isolation and loneliness present. You tend to withdraw from others emotionally as a means of protecting yourself which can lead to a feedback loop of despair.

 Feelings of insecurity, both physical and mental, are creating stress and anxiety at this point in time. A desire to experience the fullness of life is being met with frustration. You are searching for both fulfillment and sympathetic friendship, and unfortunately finding neither. There is a desire for intimate connection to the outside world and a fear that this may be impossible.

(Source: croozluh)

iamkoalita:

Hugo casually sleeping on Maddie’s legs

He looks like such a creep - like he’s saying “yep, she’s my bitch”. Also, nice cushion behind :P Hugo approves.

iamkoalita:

Hugo casually sleeping on Maddie’s legs

He looks like such a creep - like he’s saying “yep, she’s my bitch”. Also, nice cushion behind :P Hugo approves.

s-t-0-p:

:o

So cute!

s-t-0-p:

:o

So cute!

(Source: synodik, via j3nnab3ar)

iamkoalita:

Another photo of Shadow from a weird angle. I think it’s quite cool, especially with the veins showing. The white stuff is sweat. 

Sweaty boy :)

iamkoalita:

Another photo of Shadow from a weird angle. I think it’s quite cool, especially with the veins showing. The white stuff is sweat. 

Sweaty boy :)

Dear shitty suitcase that broke as I left the airport,

You’ve officially been replaced. Do you see how beautiful your replacement is? How classy and elegant? I know that she and I will be together for a long time (at least five years because she comes with a warranty). Unlike you, who gave up on us after less than a year, and only a handful of holidays together.

I always had to drag you around, because you weren’t strong enough by yourself. Well, my new suitcase glides next to me smoothly, she doesn’t need me to carry her. You may have been beautiful, old suitcase, but underneath that shiny gold exterior you were ugly and weak, and you let me down when I needed you most.

My new suitcase won’t do that to me. I know that we’ll be very happy together. We don’t need you any more, so you might as well take your cheap self out to the rubbish where you belong.

Sincerely,

OhGodI’mReallyGoingCrazy

"Human beings are funny. They long to be with the person they love but refuse to admit openly. Some are afraid to show even the slightest sign of affection because of fear. Fear that their feelings may not be recognized, or even worst, returned. But one thing about human beings puzzles me the most is their conscious effort to be connected with the object of their affection even if it kills them slowly within."

Sigmund Freud (via blowkissesnotboys)

Freud (generally) annoys me, but I like this observation. We are strange creatures, aren’t we?

(Source: maddierose, via blowkissesnotboys)